Somethings goin' on! Lemme smell yo dick!

  1. It doesn’t excuse assault. 2) The decision to turn him in or not is entirely from her point of view. If she’s a psychotic, jealous, abusive, controlling cunt, then she won’t recognize his point of view or that she did anything wrong. Thus the decision to not press charges, assuming she’s a PJACC, could not have been motivated by sympathy for him having shit dumped on him by a PJACC. 3) Even if he’s not fucking around on her, this should have been the end of any sort of relationship where she owes him anything(trust, protection, etc.). Punch me in the face and kick me, even if I’m being a PJACC, and I’m pressing charges. You’ve lost any sort of warm fuzzies I might have felt for you when your fist connected with my face.

Enjoy,
Steven

I’ll be danged if I can’t stop singing that song. It’s so catchy!

[QUOTE=freckafree;10586095Omegaman, “even with my wife”? :eek:[/QUOTE]

You got me there. There have been no others since I’ve been with her. It somehow seemed germain to the question though. Must be a guy thing.

  1. I didn’t say it did. 2) Figure that if she is a PJACC then she doesn’t (for now) want anyone else “interfering” - to her, it would be an admission of failure. 3) You’re assuming that a PJACC’s relationship is founded on warm fuzzies. It might include more of “I’m not giving up that easily!”. The trouble is that you, being sane and not psychotic, consider what a sane individual would do. :slight_smile:

And really, normal sane people don’t start insisting on smelling their partner’s genitals…

Fair enough, and I did say this type of stuff makes me want to punch her in the face myself. It doesn’t really make a lot of difference if she’s a PJACC playing control games with “her man” or if she’s a shrinking violet who’s afraid to turn her man over to the big bad po-po’s. Either way she’s enabling violence against women and degrading society as a whole. Grrr…

Enjoy,
Steven

Vaginal fluid rarely has much of a smell, IME, and when it does it’s pretty faint. What you smell in the panties is sweaty crotch, just like what you smell on your balls. Sorry.

When I first started getting lucky with the ladies I honestly thought for awhile that vadge had a somewhat flowery/sweet smell, and only later did I realize that the first few girls I was with would spray perfume down there :smack:.

I know, I keep humming it. It could be embarrassing if I forget and sing along at work, though.

She stays…for the rancid funk of his junk?
Is she a victim, or just a punk?
or is this just a 5AM dunk
for her morning taste of gunk?
If she’d falling for that hunk, I say she’s sunk.

Sure you can have a sniff. While you’re down there…

Aaaaagggghh!! Darn you! Darn you straight to heck! I had only just managed to get that song out of my head! Now it’s back.

Ring-a-ling-a-ling…

This video not available in your country? Since when does Youtube care what country you’re browsing from?

Ah, hell. It’s Christmas people!

Put it in a gift box!

Clearly, no one’s read The World According To Garp in a while.

John Irving had this Scientifical Method down pat years ago!

It’s the basis of our (almost) weekly reparte at home when one of us shows up a little later than expected: “WTF you been? Lemme smell you!”

All in jest of course. There’s also the occasional phone call to let the other know we’ll be late: “Is that champagne I hear chilling in the background?”

(Mr. Mom)

My wife has always teased me when I get home from my bowling league that it’s reassuring to her that she knows where I’ve been, because I smell like bowling alley.

I’m suddenly very appreciative for having a distinctive odor.

Blowjobs don’t smell like anything.

This video is not appropriate for delicate Canadian sensibilities!

I got the same message. Fuck you, You Tube!

Me too. How can I get around this?

That band, whatever it is, was featured on a podcast that comically rips on weird things in society.

They played a clip of a remake she did titled “I can smell that chick” for the Radio Friendly version.

Dunno about YouTube, but Hulu can be accessed from Europe using proxy software designed to circumvent Chinese censorship (basically they route you through an American server). Stuff like FreeSurf, UltraGate and the like. I see no reason why YouTube’d be any different.