Why you comin’ home,
At 5 in the morn’
Somethin’s going on,
Lemme smell yo dick!
Ah, the Scientific Method in action.
Hey. That’s how a bitch gets her eye swolled up.
Um…this is not not the ringtone on my phone. I do not not like this song.
I always wipe after the deed. Even with my wife. Other wise you get up in the morning and piss on the wall. You know, stickage and all.
God DAMNIT! If some asshole is fucking around on you(probably), then beats you up when caught, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHELTERING HIM!!???!!! Makes me want to punch her in the face too. Abusive assholes are NEVER going to stop abusing until the consequences of their actions come home to roost. What, it’s better to have him out there fucking someone else AND beating her too? WTF people?
Enjoy,
Steven
Well, it’s all right, but it’s no “Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse”.
Zsofia, that was my reaction precisely! 
Omegaman, “even with my wife”? :eek:
Woman: Excuse me dear, I don’t suppose you would mind displaying your penis so that I may smell it, after you’ve completed your urinating.
Man: Smell my penis? Hold on a second. That sounds like cause for a woman to get punched right in the eye.
I love how that one chick in the video is singing it all serious, lol!
That is funny as hell.
But it raises some questions. What exactly does my/a dick smell like? What is it supposed to smell like?
I’ll tell you what it is not supposed to smell like, some other woman’s pussy.
Yes, but what if you just have been out somewhere hot and you have swamp crotch? Crotch smells like crotch.
Ball sweat doesn’t smell even remotely like vaginal fluid.
If my dick spontaneously started smelling like it does after coitus, I’d consult a physician, even if I’d been doing squats in a wetsuit.
Heck, I’ve even offered my wife to smell my dick after she accused me of cheating on her on some given nights. She never took up the offer.
I showed this thread to my roommate and she explained to me exactly what you should be checking for if you are smelling your man’s dick to check for infidelity.
- Soap/clean smell.
- Latex/spermicide smell.
- Vaginal fluid.
Apparently she has some experience with this kind of thing.
And is he fucking around on her, or is she a psychotic, jealous, abusive, controlling cunt and was this piece of shit the last straw she dropped on his back? There’s no evidence either way in the linked piece.
Would that make thumping her in the face okay ? :dubious:
So the only way not to be suspected of infidelity is to have a rancid-smelling dick ? So many rules… Thank Og I’m French and thus never wash 
This isn’t that bad. Bad is when people start wishing that they couldn’t smell your dick.