Ok, I 'm at work - it’s time to leave - about 10:00PM.
Apparently, we’re having one of those nifty spring blizard/lightening storms here in Calgary. Ok, no worries. I’m a seasoned driver.
So I head out on the roads. Hummm - a shwank of firetrucks up ahead, ok - avoid that.
Head out of downtown - no worries.
Onto the freeway - ok, people with there hazzards on, ok. Ok, there’s a heck of a lot of soggy wet snow pelting the windshild - ok, no worries. I can do this.
FLASH Ok, that was lightening - out goes the powergrid - ok, no worries - it’s really dark now - ok.
KAPOW Ok, more lightening - the radio just cut out. Ok.
VOOM Oh my. Ok, someone just slid right off the road - I’m ok, I’ve got good tires.
Damn that’s a lot of snow.
***HOLLY FARGIN’ ASS BASTAGE SOME MUDDER FORKER!!!
MY FREEKIN’ DRIVER’S SIDE WINDSHILD WIPER JUST FLEW OFF THE FREEKIN’ CAR!!!
OH MY GOD - OH MY GOD - NOT SEEING HERE - NOT SEEING***
Ok, lean over - ok, peek through the passenger side. Ok, Ok.
Slow, slow, - off the freeway, ok, driving. Peeking. Ok. Theres home. gaaaaaaaaaah
SON OF A MOOSE!! is all that I have to say.
Doncha just love springtime in Calgary. :rolleyes: