Oh, pshaw.
GOD… bless a milk cow.
Joe
God’s Pulsing Cock!
Aw sugar!
Troglodyte! Blackguard! Montebank! Billions and billions of blue blistering barnacles!
Good NIGHT!
Notafingah!
BLEEP! (I actually use that)
Fudge monkeys! Nut bunnies! Shikt!
Frazzlerats!
Frell!
Frack you!
Consarn it!
Zeus!
No, no, no - where are the really silly, strung-out ones?
Something like:
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Well, paint my butt, flip me over and use me for target practice! (the visual offered by this person of Southern heritage who stated this was not compelling)
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Jesus Christ on crutches!
You know - those really long ones that make no sense but are hilarious - anyone got some o’ those?
PS: oh, and as aside, I have always been fond of an authoritative “rats!”
Well, bathe me in pig slop, slap garlic between my toes and call me stinky!
(I used to know an older guy who said that.)
Sweet Zombie Jesus !
Sweet-and-sour Jesus!
(Said in a Champions campaign by the villain just before his own malfunctioning surface-to-air missile impacted into him. For some reason, it had me rolling.)
Barnacles!
My 6 year old daughter uses “aw, poofy” as her curse. I have also been known to use “aw, poofy” on occasion.
This one. This one got me lo, these many months after having seen the movie last. I can still hear the voice, and see the soft glow of electric sex.
Shitzu! (or Shittake!)
Frakking frakkity frak!
Christ on a bike! That really burns my onion!
also
Oh for crying in the cornsakes! (said in a thick Minn-eh-s00dah or Fargo, ND accent)
We look forward to Return of SON of a… SEA SERPENT! where we’re given a clue as to what the thread is about. 
(No, this is not an invitation to start a joke thread with that name.)