I shouldn’t mod on so little sleep.
As someone was kind enough to point out to me, this thread is about non-offensive cursing, and isn’t another example of an OP who didn’t explain himself.
Mucho apologies. Please continue.
Christ on a cracker you must need some shoteye
Well crunklethump!
Sweet Christmas, man. Don’t be so jumpy.
GODfrey Daniel!
Moo-shoo gai-pan! Don’t be such a dimwiddy!
Son of a … BACHELOR!
Muffin fudger!
Geeze, these crackers got all muddy.
Got dandruff and some of it itches!
Lunch packin’ son of a beach!
My virgin grandmother!
Cheese 'n rice all muddy, that’s close to our family variant.
Wot n’ a great hairy Zeus!
F**kin’…FARMER! (props to my dad)
Thundering typhoons!
Seventy thousand suffering samurais!
Gods below!
Oh for crying out loud!
OH my… pregnant pause god!
Hoe…ly Mackeral! What a farking maroon!
Son of a Gun! Jimminy Christmas!
And from the comic strip Get Fuzzy! these last few days: Exclamation point! Asterisk! Star! Pound sign! Exclamation point!
So help me Hanna…
Heavens to Betsy Hannah!
You are all a bunch of farging ice holes.
Smucking poophead!
is pelted with dusty-but-otherwise-mint-condition copies of Lisey’s Story
Cotton Frickin’ Fiddlesticks.
KNUCKLEHEADS!!! (my personal favorite driving curse)
Sons-a-bitchin’ BUMPUSES!!
Sunny beach!