SON of a . . . SEA SERPENT!

I shouldn’t mod on so little sleep.

As someone was kind enough to point out to me, this thread is about non-offensive cursing, and isn’t another example of an OP who didn’t explain himself.

Mucho apologies. Please continue.

[QUOTE=SkipMagic]
I shouldn’t mod on so little sleep.

As someone was kind enough to point out to me, this thread is about non-offensive cursing, and isn’t another example of an OP who didn’t explain himself.

Mucho apologies. Please continue.
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Christ on a cracker you must need some shoteye

[QUOTE=SkipMagic]
I shouldn’t mod on so little sleep.

As someone was kind enough to point out to me, this thread is about non-offensive cursing, and isn’t another example of an OP who didn’t explain himself.

Mucho apologies. Please continue.
[/QUOTE]

Well crunklethump!

Sweet Christmas, man. Don’t be so jumpy.

GODfrey Daniel!

Moo-shoo gai-pan! Don’t be such a dimwiddy!

Son of a … BACHELOR!

Muffin fudger!

Geeze, these crackers got all muddy.

Got dandruff and some of it itches!

Lunch packin’ son of a beach!

My virgin grandmother!

[QUOTE=cochrane]
Geeze, these crackers got all muddy.
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Cheese 'n rice all muddy, that’s close to our family variant.

Wot n’ a great hairy Zeus!

F**kin’…FARMER! (props to my dad)

[QUOTE=JThunder]
Troglodyte! Blackguard! Montebank! Billions and billions of blue blistering barnacles!
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Thundering typhoons!

Seventy thousand suffering samurais!

Gods below!

Oh for crying out loud!

OH my… pregnant pause god!

Hoe…ly Mackeral! What a farking maroon!

Son of a Gun! Jimminy Christmas!

And from the comic strip Get Fuzzy! these last few days: Exclamation point! Asterisk! Star! Pound sign! Exclamation point!

So help me Hanna…

Heavens to Betsy Hannah!

You are all a bunch of farging ice holes.

Smucking poophead!

is pelted with dusty-but-otherwise-mint-condition copies of Lisey’s Story

Cotton Frickin’ Fiddlesticks.

KNUCKLEHEADS!!! (my personal favorite driving curse)

Sons-a-bitchin’ BUMPUSES!!

Sunny beach!