How Old Is Your Watch?
Ask the Orthodox Jew/ Amateur theologian
Uhm…OK…Mr. or Ms. Orthodox Jew / Amateur theologian, how old is my watch?
Last night I got punched in the Jaw.
Judging people by their looks .
You must be one ugly mofo.
**OMG the cutest thing in the entire universe
The Obamas at home **
**Last night I got punched in the Jaw.
Clueless in dealing with girls
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You’ll have to work on those social skills before you approach any more girls.
** Foreign humor you just don’t get
We’re having an election today (Icelandic politics, yet again…)
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A couple is arguing, the woman is crying & the man is cursing her. Do you intervene?
Is it ever OK to deal with verbal aggression by more in kind?
** robot arms that act like your arm
Would a soviet cosmonaut circa 1950 know how to tap SOS?**
Maybe his arm does.
** Unique/memorable experiences you never want to experience again…
Last night I got punched in the Jaw.**
OK, I guess that qualifies . . .
Random people that are getting on my nerves
McCain and Napolitano - Idiots
Uhm…Those aren’t random people.
** I saw a dead man today.
My Brother the Chemo Kid**
(Now Marley23’s going to kill me.)
This is that and that is this…
Foreign humor you just don’t get
(Existentialists shouldn’t do standup.)
"Mommy, isn’t he just dreamy?"
The Obamas at home
(The maids should be used to him by now.)
Ask yesterday’s colonoscopy recipient
The Poop Stories of Legend
:eek:
**In what countries is pot legal?
Free refills?
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Don’t be Greedy
**McCain and Napolitano - Idiots
Stupid Equestrian Pharmaceutical Tricks
I pit inconsiderate people on Craigslist
Random people that are getting on my nerves **
That’s pretty random, all right. Unless McCain and Napolitano are stupid equestrians who use Craigslist.
Are there any creatures that are wholly inedible for humans to eat?
Free refills?
Erm… Ah… No, thank you. I’ll just have some bottled water.
**Most odoriferous flatulence.
Folks sitting at their desks and refusing to interact **
If the desk’s a long way from their coworkers, there may be a reason :dubious:
Sean Hannity says he’ll be waterboarded for charity-- will it happen?
Unique/memorable experiences you never want to experience again…
**Weird spots you have found your cat snoozing
World’s Largest Cave Found in Vietnam
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Fluffy—uffy–uffy–uffy–fy–fy–fy!
**Fellow Ferret-Owned Humans Please Respond
Your Message To 50,000 Years From Now **
"Greetings fellow sentients ! In recent science news, an ancient message indicates that the humans of 50,000 years ago were dominated by ferrets. This message, in fact appears to be an appeal for a message from our time to be sent back to them from their fellow ferret-slaves.
In related news, World President Fluffy T. Ferret has condemned the message as an ethnic slur upon his ancestors."
Most odoriferous flatulence
Need to advise daughter in typical 13-year-old social problem
Sounds more like a medical problem to me.
Did somebody hack ESPN.com?
I saw a dead man today.
You do NOT mess with the Disney Corporation.