Tony and Gloria are in bed together, talking about her trip to Morocco.
He says (paraphrased), “I got hit and run one time by a Moroccan. But I tracked him down. I never forget a face.”
There’s a pause, then Gloria laughs weakly and accuses Tony of telling the oldest joke in the book.
Forgive my density on this one but, whuh?
It’s a pun. “I never forget a fez.”
I think I may have asked this exact same question here.
It’s “I never forget a FEZ.”
It sure as hell isn’t the “oldest joke in the book.”
No, but it’s old and it’s bad.
:smack:
Aw, jeez. I feel twice as stupid as I expected to feel.
Thanks, all.
Closed at the request of the OP.
Locked in a fruitless effort to preserve the OP’s dignity.
Re-locking as part of a continuing effort to save fez.
Fez up, this is yet another mod attempt to get the last word, isn’t it?