Most spam I get has subject lines that are nonsensical (“aliments aggrandizes she holiday loss”), explicit (“she will love blowing your new, massive penis”), or boring-but-obviously-commercial/scammy (“replica watches of prominent brands”)
Today I got one that actually sounds quite nice:
“Become the unicorn of your neighborhood”
Yeah, I mean, I’m sure it’s just an oblique reference to the penis, but taking it completely at face value… I wouldn’t mind becoming the unicorn of my neighbourhood. As long as I had the option to change back to human form when I wanted.
If I recall my mythology correctly, unicorns can only be ridden by virgins. That implies that if you are the unicorn of your neighbourhood you can tell who has been fooling around - could be a useful talent!