The local Chinese buffet is known (to me at least) for the funky version of English that they use to label their offerings. (My friend likes the sushi – what does he know?)
Last night they had a nice tray of Spanish with Cheese. I like Spanish anyway, but this was so delightful I had to go back for seconds.
Uh…so what the heck was it?? 
A green, leafy vegetable, rich in iron …
Was this pages of a dictionary? Pieces of spaniards? It can’t be that bad if it comes with cheese, but still.
HAH! Beautiful!
Somewhere, my wife has a wonderful picture of an herb store located next to our favorite dim sum restaurant. The store’s sign describes, in awkward English, a number of ailments for which they have the cure. Most of them, we could figure out. But then one of the ailments listed was “Chicken Breast.” I kid you not.
To this day, all of us who saw the sign are deathly afraid of catching this horrible (we think) disease.
I would be the first to try “The temple explodes the chicken cube” for sure. Sounds delightful. 
I was expecting "Nava con queso."
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Was there a Little Spanish Shop Owner helping out in the kitchen with the menu?
You think I could get it with a large Diet Bite the Wax Tadpole? 
I’ll pass on the Steamed Crap, though.
I think it means exactly what she thinks it means, Chewbasha*.
'Cause you’re a Wooshiee.
I understood it. I was just, y’know … 'cos Inigo … Spaniard … bah, never mind.