Put away the lotion! You have a Love Rating of 92% your remaining 8% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
More about you, as interpreted by us:
Morality (7)
Love Experience (5)
Sex Experience (3)
Intelligence (7)
Your wheel of desperation has 1 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
And the Pope Masturbates!
Congratulations! We think you should stay in your relationship. A rare percentage of test takers achieve this award. However, based on your levels of satisfaction and fulfillment, it seems like you’re a very lucky person. Keep being happy!
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Put away the lotion! You have a Love Rating of 72%.
Your remaining 28% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
The blue bar is how much you WANT and NEED love. The red bar is how much you just want SEX. It’s clear that you prefer love.
Morality (5)
Love Experience (5)
Sex Experience (5)
Intelligence (7)
Your wheel of desperation has 1 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
And the Pope masturbates! (what a mental image)
Congratulations!
We think you should stay in your relationship. A rare percentage of test takers achieve this award. However, based on your levels of satisfaction and fulfillment, it seems like you’re a very lucky person. Keep being happy!
Put away the lotion! You have
a Love Rating of 84%
your remaining 16% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
Love
Lust and Sexual Greed
The blue bar is how much you WANT and NEED love.
The red bar is how much you just want SEX.
It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us: Morality (6)
Love Experience (4)
Sex Experience (4)
Intelligence (6)
<— wheel of desperation
Your wheel of desperation has 3 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
Can someone explain this melon of need thing? What the **** is a melon of need?
Put away the lotion! You have
a Love Rating of 91%
your remaining 9% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
Love
Lust and Sexual Greed
The blue bar is how much you WANT and NEED love.
The red bar is how much you just want SEX.
It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us: Morality (4)
Love Experience (3)
Sex Experience (4)
Intelligence (8)
<— wheel of desperation
Your wheel of desperation has 1 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” Guanolad
Put away the lotion! You have
a Love Rating of 61%
your remaining 39% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us: Morality (5)
Love Experience (4)
Sex Experience (5)
Intelligence (8)
<— wheel of desperation
Your wheel of desperation has 2 wedges of discontent.
And the Pope Masturbates!
apparently, the touch of God cometh in strange ways
I just wanna know how one can have a 5 in morality at the same time one has a 5 in sex experience. I would imagine there is a bit of a conflict there. Especially since it is well known that I have only one moral and it is purple with green spots and I keep it in my hip pocket.
Besides, I don't particularly believe in love aside from the whole family-type of love and yet it tells me I prefer something I don't believe in? Hmmm. Flawed is an understatement. I'm all about sexual greed on the rare occasions I get sex.
Oh, and of course the pope masturbates. Why else should he wear all those robes unless he's hiding something naughty? :)
I am not insane. I am just an average girl who enjoys the lost art of torturing small animals by duct-taping them to railroad tracks.
Put away the lotion! You have a Love Rating of 73%. Your remaining 27% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
The blue bar is how much you WANT and NEED love. The red bar is how much you just want SEX. It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us:
Morality (5)
Love Experience (5)
Sex Experience (5)
Intelligence (7)
Your wheel of desperation has 3 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
Congratulations! We think you should stay in your relationship. A rare percentage of test takers achieve this award. However, based on your levels of satisfaction and fulfillment, it seems like you're a very lucky person. Keep being happy!
“Jesus Mary Joseph…you’re a biker chick!” - co-worker, upon hearing of my tattoo.
