Hey! Hey, guys! Great Idea. Why don’t we, right, decide whose going to answer the door, right?
And then that person can go and answer it, right?
And then, and then find out who it is and who they want to see, right?
And then, like, come back in here and tell whoever it is that there’s somebody who wants to see them, yeah?
How can you stand there in the middle of all this mess and utter those four horrible words, “I’ve got an idea”?
I hate mess and I hate disorder.
I can’t stand it when people leave toast crumbs on the butter.
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“To whoever made the microwave mess: The microwave is a SHARED kitchen appliance. By not cleaning it up, you are basically telling whoever follows that their time is less valuable, as they will have to scrub out your disgusting splatter. Sincerely, Disappointed.” Well, that is just obnoxious.
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Yeah. Wait, the note or the microwave?
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The note. So holier than thou.
You have to run the kitchen. You can’t let the kitchen run you.
- Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
- Why, thank you, Eddie
- My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.
Then kill me now. Go, go on into the kitchen, and take the carving knife, and stab me here! Right here! Now! Please! It would hurt me less than what you just said!
So last night in the kitchen. You said you didn’t know where the paprika was, but you did know. So why were you lying about the paprika?
“Frank, you lied ; that’s worse than stealing!”
“Well I think stealing is worse than lying.”
“And you did both!”
“So I should know.”
But I didn’t steal the check or forge it. I just found it.
- Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?
- Because most of the things I’m planning to buy haven’t been invented yet.
Impossible. Why I’ve spent every minute of the last 58 years of my life on this invention.
Young man, I’ve been studying insects since I was eight years old. You know what they used to call me in school? “Creepy Crawley”!
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can!
Spider-Man, where are you coming from?
Spider-Man, nobody knows who you are!
[Nick wants to find out who Heath is ] Who are you?.. I said WHO ARE YOU?
I’m your father’s bastard son!
My son is a teenager. He thinks with his hormones. I was just trying to get him to not make a terrible mistake.
According to Miss Jensen, you said that she was a slave to her biological urges and called her ‘an egg salad sandwich.’
Alexis goes through men like they were cheeses with an expiration date.