Herman tried to build a ship inside a bottle. We had to break the bottle to get him out.
I have a friend who’s a DJ. Whenever we walk under a bridge, I can’t hear him talk.
Where is Venus? Where is Venus Flytrap?
The message is Mars needs women.
You earthlings don’t know how lucky you are. The only water we get on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks.
Prepare to be terrified: if your friends are unsuccessful, this year’s donations might go to, say, the geology department.
I need your help. I’ve been accused of embezzling donations.
Well, I guess to sum it up, you could say, there’s three reasons why there’s so little crime in Mayberry. There’s Andy, and there’s me, and [patting gun] baby makes three.
Phil, I’m not pregnant! The kids pranked us!
Phil, you can tell me anything.
I don’t like talking to… to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
Well, on one hand, they filled my tub with scented oils and brought me honeyed sweets; on the other hand, I spent my twenties incapable of talking to women. So you know, pros and cons.
I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.
Since I’m the richest duck in the world, I am going to celebrate by taking everyone out the world’s biggest hamburger stand!
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!
Bob! Bob! There’s no Burger of the Day!
Bob the Builder
Can he fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, he can!
We’ll be right back after a word from Binford Tools.
What’s the plan, Phil?