There are a lot more rich old ladies out there and daddy needs a new linear accelerator.
Every morning, like clockwork, at 7am - I pee. Unfortunately I don’t wake up 'till 8.
I’m the king of Eight, and I’m here to state that everything here has to total eight. The guards, for instance, by the gate, must always number exactly eight.
I am the Sword Master of Azaroth!
The spade is the sword of justice: it’s rapier marks the end.
Horns and a pitchfork, Jack?
Oh, dear. Two suns and no sunscreen.
How 'bout a dehydrated chicken?
I don’t want another chicken. It might die too.
Mel fixed you a nice plate of his special. The least you can do is eat it.
It’s like little shards of heaven.
I think I’ll stick to toast and coffee.
Det. Frank Drebin:
I’m here to help you. Coffee?
Jill the Ballet Teacher:
No thank you.
Det. Frank Drebin:
Tea?
Jill the Ballet Teacher:
No.
Det. Frank Drebin:
[a dessert tray rolls up] Eclair? Rumball? Tort?
Jill the Ballet Teacher:
No, really. Thank you.
What is a Waldorf, anyway: a dwarf that’s gone off?
I’d like breakfast in bed at half-past ten in the morning, please. That’s eggs, bacon, sausage, and tomato with a Waldorf salad, all washed down with lashings of hot screwdriver.
You know the rules, I don’t make plans and I don’t make breakfast.
You don’t have to explain the dynamics behind Rice Krispies.
Snap, what a happy sound
Snap is the happiest sound I’ve found
You may clap, rap, tap, slap but
Snap… makes the world go round.
Snap, Crackle, Pop! Rice Krispies
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!
I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!