Bowling’s insane! Bowling is crazy time!
Yabba dabba doo!
Woo-hoo!
Angry, happy, same face.
Happy, happy, joy, joy.
-“BB”-
Why do we always come here?
I’ll guess we’ll never know.
It’s like a kind of torture to have to watch this show.
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody is going to die…Come watch TV?
What happened to her?
She found out there was going to be a new episode of Moonlighting tonight.
We have to go. Doogie Howser is coming on.
Well, that’s one way of getting back the money that Barney put up for my TV debut… that didn’t get to happen.
Barney, Barney, Barney…
—Det. Fish, high on hashish.
You wanna try that again?
I’m sorry, but when I moved to California I promised my mother I wouldn’t be doing drugs.
Murray also gave us one last frightening fact: LSD is so potent that a single pound of the preparation could turn every person in Los Angeles county into a total psychotic. The population of the county? Seven million people.
Book him, Danno.
Look, I’ll be out and bailed in a day or two and I’ll see you then, Ok?
Next up for parole: Bob Terwilliger, aka Sideshow Bob.
Talk to his parole officer.
You just used your Get Out of Jail Free card. There’s only one in the pack.
Okay, that’s enough, Howard. The poor guy’s had a tough time. He had to spend the entire afternoon in jail wearing that suit.