Speak to me in...TV quotes!

Oh no, we’re not playing good cop/mom.

Mom! She’s sung the same song all the way across the country, make her stop!

Bart’s touching me!

Now, close your eyes and think of England, I say.

Here comes that wacky queen again.

My name is Bryan. I’m 29-years-old and I’ve had a show in a nightclub in Las Vegas for about 6 years now. My persona is has always tried to be a little more on the realistic side but wearing costuming that is super couture. People call me the Barbra Streisand of drag because, I’ve heard, she’s a real bitch and she’s anal retentive about everything. That’s kind of, I guess you can say, how I am.

I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the web, I have an iPhone, I know a lot of the dances from “High School Musical.”

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

Silence is golden, so stifle thy self.

Nothing’s gonna touch you in these golden years.

I want grandkids before I die, and I want 'em to grow up in a house without wheels.

Once a trailer park boy, always a trailer park boy.

I’m not from around here, am I?

My name is Rajesh Koothrappali. I’m from the mysterious sub-continent of India.

It all started in a 5,000 watt radio station in Fresno California, a 65 dollar paycheck and a crazy dream.

Young man, this radio station is a business. It is not for your personal listening pleasure.

As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

Turkey? Who you calling a turkey, you jive turkey!

You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can by its first few chapters, and most certainly by its last.

Well, yeah, I read the whole first chapter. But it was so long ago, I don’t remember it.