I’d like my baby please. Where do you keep your child’s cage?
I’ll put your cage right here, Bernard. Sorry I talked about wanting a dog in front of you.
I cannot believe you got a dog without consulting me.
Do you want to know what’s bothering me too? Well, here’s a start, I’m talking to a dog, that bothers me.
Yes, I’ve talked to the Home Office. They say there’s no possible grounds to pass an Act of Parliament to allow this particular dog into Britain.
You shouldn’t have been embarrassed to be the only student without a pet. Why, you know we’re all friends here.
You sure could be a stand-out student at graduation.
I’d like admission to your student body.
Wrong thread
Guess who made out with Pam Macey behind the gym!
Babysitting with Mary Lou Milligan?!
Man, oh, man, you got it made in the shade!
-“BB”-
I’m not going to rest until I find out who did this. And then I’ll take a nap.
That reminds me, my mummy’s expecting me. And then I’ll take a nap.
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
-It was easy. I took the whole test just half my brain.
-[snidely ] I hope it wasn’t the dumb half.
I have tubes coming out of me and puss dripping in these bags, and it hurts like hell, but I came here to see my mom take this damn test because being a citizen of this country is important to her. So, I am going to need you to let her take that fricking test.
The Internet is a series of tubes.
There’s no cure for the Internet. You would never go away.
If you’d like to see the look on your stupid face, this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube.
It all started at a 5,000-watt radio station in Fresno, California, with a 65 dollar paycheck and a crazy dream.