I was expecting Mulder. Glad to see I got Scully, ha ha.
Blanche, you’re always laughing at George and, believe me, if he was your husband you’d find nothing to laugh about!
George, your nose is so high you need a 10 foot pole to pick it!
“My Partner. My Wife. My Life”. My God.
Willis, I’d like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.
You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique.
Hey, can you sign this arrest report for Augustine and the buyer?
If you want real police brutality, wait until I tell you what they served me for lunch.
Maris flew to Vienna for a new beauty treatment. She wanted to get it done before the doctor is extradited.
Oh, screw beautiful! I’m brilliant! If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.
One slip of the hand and suddenly I’m sitting in the Engineering Department, building doodads with Wolowitz.
You can make all the laws you want. He’s still gonna bother people.
I’d better go. I’m late for my daily spanking at One Police Plaza.
I’m the Police Commissioner. I hear things.
In Plymouth, everybody knows everything.
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name…
“Name?”
“Arthur P. Dietrich.”
“And the P stands for?”
“I was never told.”
Unfortunately, Dietrich, we’re not all blessed with your certainty. So if you don’t mind, I’m afraid we’re all just going to have to muddle through it with all our questions and our doubts.
You are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual that I have ever met. I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off.
Linda Dennison, you’re a smelly old ape.