Yeah? Well the facts are you’re not getting any.
Knowledge came in many forms. You see, Mr. Matthews, education is not about obscure facts and little test scores.
Kotter, these kids couldn’t pass a blood test without cheating.
- He chit, she catch him so…
- Oh! He cheats!
- Yes, yes, yes! What we call Krushkach. We say Krushkach. One man, two womans. So, hmm, crowded.
Eric would never cheat on you!
-[indicating Adam] Oh, this isn’t my friend; this is my ex-husband.
-I’m one of many. I’m third from the end - at least, I think so; I haven’t seen Erica for a couple of days.
There’s always a contest with an ex. It’s called, “Who will die miserable?”
- I barely remember it. I remember crashing through the wall… and the ambulance ride to the hospital.
- That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
- Then what was that siren?
- That was your mother.
- [mom] I was not that loud.
- Cars pulled over, honey.
- I don’t have to stay here and be insulted
- That’s right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!
I know when I’ve been insulted!
Stanley! You crush your wife during sex, and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
“Stop it, Stanley, or I’ll tell Stella!”
[ menacing ] Your mama sews socks that smell!
My dads can’t sew. I really need a mom right now.
Kids, say goodbye to your mom. She belongs to the people now.
It’s very difficult to say goodbye to someone who means so much.
Dang! Wrong thread again.
When we said goodbye, we were acting just like enemies.
Goodbye, Paris. Goodbye, fully-articulating five function robot with the ability to… goodbye.
I know, Steve Austin said my first robot squeaked. But this time I’ve foreseen every possibility. This new robot is a supreme mechanism.