There’s nothing wrong with Maris that wouldn’t be cured by a little sun, some exercise, and a personality.
She wanted to become a ballerina, but she couldn’t gain enough weight.
You’re gonna get fat!
Hey, hey, hey! It’s Fat Albert!
Hey, dude.
His name is Fred.
Fred, if you’re afraid, you’ll have to overlook it. Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it!
Simpson, Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree - d’oh!
I wasn’t at his funeral.
I don’t want anybody to make any fuss. When I go, I just want to be stood outside in the garbage with my hat on.
Oh, It’s the BIG ONE… You hear that Elizabeth? I’m coming to join you, honey.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I’ve heard that before. Then the next thing you know I’m hiding in my bedroom blaring a Richard Feynman lecture while my mom is shouting that “Jesus would forgive her if she put ground glass in my dad’s meatloaf.” And my dad’s on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.
Remember when we went skeet shooting together?
J: Accordin’ to Mr. Drysdale, we’re gonna be shootin’ some game called a golf.
G: What in tarnation is a golf?
J: Well, I don’t rightly know, Granny, but they must be thicker 'n crows in a corn pasture around here cuz Mr. Drysdale says everybody in Beverly Hills shoots 'em.
-“BB”-
There’s a whole world outside of Beverly Hills.
You’re young, you’ve got a lot of opportunities. The world is your oyster.
From beautiful downtown Burbank… It’s Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In!
Peace and love we all understand,
And laughter we use the very same brand.
You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating through certain aspects of daily life: understanding sarcasm, feigning interest in others, not talking about trains as much as I’d want to. It’s exhausting!