Speak to me only in Doctor Who quotes!

We all know how this works by now.

“Well, I’m not human and I’ve seen better.”

Would you like a jelly baby?

One gets tired of jelly babies, Castellan.

The brontosaurus is large and placid…and stupid.

When I say “run” … run!

Interfere? Of course we should interfere. Always do what you’re best at, that’s what I say.

'Allo. I’m the Doctor. Basically… run.

Mels: Let’s see… You’ve got a time machine. I’ve got a gun. What the hell. Let’s kill Hitler!

Exterminate!

I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye.

He saves worlds, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures and runs a lot. Seriously, there’s an outrageous amount of running involved.

"What do you want? You don’t want to take over the universe, do you? No… you wouldn’t know what to do with it, beyond shout at it. "

Let’s get out of here, it’s a madhouse, it’s full of Arabs!

Bow ties are cool.

Fezzes are cool.

Allons-y!

"Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort. "

I’m the Doctor, and you’re in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.

One that’s both in Doctor Who and in Middleman.

“…there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.”