Elllliiiiiaaaaaa!
We do not sow!
I never wanted to see half the things I’ve seen, and I’ve never seen half the things I’ve wanted to.
Put that sword down, or I’ll take it from you and shove it somewhere even Renly didn’t find.
HODORHODORHODORHODOR!!!
When the sun sets, no candle can replace it.
These are questions for wise men with skinny arms.
I call my sword Hearteater.
Fuck the Mods! Fuck the SDMB! Fuck Cecil!
Where are the gods of tits and wine?
“I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health.”
Zev Steinhardt
seven bloody buggering hells
Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?
There are no men like me. Only me.
She’s been fucking Lancel, and Osmund Kettleblack, and Moon Boy for all I know.
Fuck us all, they call me shitmouth
Fool’s blood, king’s blood, blood on the maiden’s thigh, but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye aye aye.
If I told you to murder an infant girl, would you do it without question?
Without question? No, I’d ask: “How much?”
Any man dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking corpse!
The king eats and the hand shits.
“But this is Stannis Baratheon. I’d have a better chance seducing his horse.”