You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine…what it was once like to be a virgin.
Lemme tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Well, I may not have been in show business for as long as you have. But I’m a quick learner. And right now, I’m going to give the audience what I think they want.
He can act and he can sing and he can dance. There’s only one other person in the world who can do all that, and that’s Barbra Streisand.
Hey, kid, you need to watch your mouth!
You foul-mouthed whore master!
Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird.
Yeah, a beautiful chicken like that deserves two balloons.
A number two. A chicken sal san.
Well, I told you that if actually got a shrimp boat I would be your first mate. And I am a man of my word.
The cuss you are.
Who the fuck are you?
I’m the high-voltage Messiah, the electric Christ, the AC/DC god.
The only one that can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me?
Um, is this the big secret you’ve been keeping from me? Is it, that you’re a mermaid, or is there something else?
That’s my secret, Cap: I’m always angry.
What are you, completely crazy? You can’t bust the scumbag like any other cop. No, you’ve got to exact a biblical vengeance. I mean, who appointed you avenger of my department? Who gave you a flaming sword?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I’m not going to fear any man of flesh and blood, no matter what costume he wears.