Two things I know is chess and women.
Chess, it has rules, pieces, rooks, knights, bishops. They move in predictable patterns. Somebody wins, somebody loses. But women, they don’t have no rules, man. They move in unpredictable ways too. Nobody ever wins or loses when it comes to women. You just talk about your feelings till all your breath is sucked out your body. ALL men are pawns when it comes to women.
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Everybody sing now!
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You can’t live with 'em, you can’t live without 'em/
There’s something irresistible-ish about 'em/
We grin and bear it 'cuz the nights are long/
I hope that something better comes along
Lisa, I don’t need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay?
I’ve got a judge that’s just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain’t slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on?
Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?
You haven’t thought about them once since we left, have you? About their welfare? About their future if anything should happen to us? Have you thought about our children once since we left home?
Well, what do you wanna HEAR, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin’ a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don’t do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don’t do it? The job! Doin’ the job! Now that’s the reason!
If anyone needs a day off, it’s Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. Can’t be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him.
I think you’re doing Linton’s dirty work. You’re his little English bitch and you don’t even know it. Bet if I came to your hotel room tonight, I’d find you down on all fours, him hanging out the back of you.
Then you live with it.
I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.
Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don’t forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!
We’re done here.
:: gets up to go ::
You come back here. Come back here, you. I haven’t dismissed you yet.
Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought, hopeless and disappointing.
Perhaps those who would warn you that the Anschluss is coming - and it is coming, Captain - perhaps they would get further with you by setting their words to music.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?
See, you have to listen, Lou.
I hope your nipples fall off!
Now take it easy son; you’re not the first guy whose wife played “pattycake” on him.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Another idol has replaced me… a golden one.