Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acrooooooossss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I… drink… your… milkshake!
That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars but it’s pretty fucking good.
Sometimes you gotta say “What the fuck!”
Fuck it ! Yes ! That’s your answer. That your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead ! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski ! Condolences ! THE BUMS LOST !
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Look at me. I’m a big fat slob. I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book. I’ve not seen my willy in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
Stop pretending. If you look like this, then you’re fat. In fact, you’re a fat slob. Admit it. Do something about it. Want to stop sweating on relatively cool days? Call Vitaflex toll free. If you call now, we’ll send you a free plant.
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Oh, wait–was she a great big fat person?
You… you bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it. Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it. You… you imbecile. You bloated idiot. You stupid fat-head you.
Those are harsh words to throw at a man, especially when he’s walking out of your bedroom.
I say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now.
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of judgment. For even the wise cannot see all ends.
We all have it coming, kid.
Solitude gives me freedom of mind and independence of action.
But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order!
Are you talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me?
Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament.
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.