Hey, Pancho! How are you?
You have a face… Como un burro.
We didn’t need dialogue. We had faces!
I know Mother. They’ll never find me, behind this nose.
Madame, that nose of his, presently he will take it off?
C.D. Bales: [challenged to think of twenty jokes better than “Big Nose”] Let’s start with… Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she’s going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like… Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it’s not the size of a nose that’s important, it’s what’s IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it’s goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I’m Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He’s got…
Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!
Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I’d hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?
Dean: Fourteen, Chief!
Religious: the Lord giveth… and He just kept on giving, didn’t He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee… in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.
[he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on]
All right. Dirty: your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?
I was JUST on IMDB looking up this quote!:mad:
A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.
You can’t handle the truth!
But what is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths. Are mine the same as yours?
I know there is a law in life, that blood gets more blood as dog begets dog. Death generates death, as the vulture breeds the vulture! But the voice I heard today on the hill said, “Love your enemy. Do good to those who despitefully use you.”
I know, I know. I’m gonna use good judgement. I haven’t lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed… and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t, I won’t. The hell I won’t!
To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.
I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won’t have it! Is that clear?
Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Look, you’re putting me off, standing there. Why don’t you go back to your office and I’ll give you a knock when I finish?
Leave now, and never come back!
Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same I must be going. Goodbye, now!
Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go, and still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?