Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re a smart motherfucker.
Someone once said, “If it was raining brains, Roxy Robinson wouldn’t even get wet.” Roxy had spent his whole life making two and two into five, but he could smell trouble like other people could smell gas. But believe you’s me, he should’ve never taken that blind alley by the side of Parido’s Bakery. Whatever game it was everybody was playing, sure as eggs is eggs, Roxy the Weasel had been scrambled.
You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.
(Nicely played, Professor)
In-play: “Houston, we have a problem.”
If the Martians land, the’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.
A UFO landed in my pool and they captured me but we made friends and I fed them Pop-Tarts and, um, they’re here now, but Ted’s coming home tonight so you’ve got to cut their hair.
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn’s bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.
Sexual tension is an elusive thing, but Kathy had pretty good radar for it. It was like someone had turned a knob to the right, and the radio station clicked in so loud and clear it almost knocked her over.
She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up.
I know what goes where, and why.
She’s just old enough. She’s the finest delicacy New Orleans has to offer, and it’s her wish that one of you gentleman be the first.
No women, no kids. That’s the rule.
Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Aye, the wild is no place for gentle folk who can neither fight nor fend for themselves.
He’s a nice, quiet, peace-loving man, come home to Ireland to forget his troubles.
I just want to say this to the British Government… You know what you’ve just done, don’t you? You’ve destroyed the civil rights movement, and you’ve given the IRA the biggest victory it will ever have. All over this city tonight, young men… boys will be joining the IRA, and you will reap a whirlwind.
A blight has fallen over Ireland!
I wouldn’t worry about them. Didn’t I tell ya before? It’s my island.
For 17 years I have been striving to create a… some measure of refinement in the human species you see. And it is here, on this very island, that I sir, have found the very essence of the Devil.