If we could talk to the animals, just imagine it…
He’s just a little nervous. He’s really quite the chatter box. Talk, you stupid dolt.
The role of the Pageboy is silent, which makes my casting - in a word… ideal.
Dying is easy. Playing a lesbian is hard.
It so happens that your death will coincide with road safety week, a cause which we know is very close to your heart.
This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
I knew a guy had a car like that once. Fuckin’ bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could’ve poured boiling water down his throat and he would’ve pissed ice cubes!
A real driver knows exactly what’s in his car.
Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou…
No, Heather, it’s Heather’s turn. Heather?
All I want to do is wander through the Heather on the Hill.
Oh, yeah, Heather. I’m rubbing it and it feels so good.
Summer fling, don’t mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights.
When the only thing to fear on those enchanted summer nights…
Yes. I remember. Just a young boy… under the influence of drugs… who killed his entire family with an axe.
Tina! Bring me the axe!
The saw, the saw is family.
…and is now the forkIift operator at the ArsenauIt Lumber Yard.
Number 5 is alive!
Dream job number five: record store owner.