My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.
Never seen a woman who was more of a man. She thinks like one, acts like one, and sometimes makes me feel like I’m not.
Well, nobody’s perfect.
Oh, no, no. You’re just right, you’re perfect.
You’re the cream in my coffee /You’re the salt in my stew /You’ll always be my necessity /I’d be lost without you!
You’re my knight in shining armour. Don’t you forget it.
No, sire! Invest me because of deeds, not words! Give me an order!
Okay. I want all the fairies in the pool.
Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a star.
She fell from a star, or haven’t you heard? When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred.
Funny - I could’ve sworn you said 'I love IT.
What’s it doing in the middle of a sheep paddock?
Cows! We have cows!
Do you think I’d be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?
There are times when we’re dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here?
Was Wisconsin really* that* bad?
Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
That’s me. Back before any of this crazy shit happened. I guess I’m the last person you’d expect to become a superhero. I’m not saying there was anything wrong with me, but there was nothing special, either. I wasn’t into sports, I wasn’t a mathlete or a hardcore gamer. I didn’t have a piercing, or an eating disorder, or 3000 friends on MySpace. My only superpower was being invisible to girls. And out of my friends, man, I wasn’t even the funny one. Like most people my age, I just existed.
You’ve got a good life, Curtis. I think that’s the best compliment you can give a man; take a look at his life and say, ‘That’s good’.
You see George, you’ve really had a wonderful life. Don’t you see what a mistake it would be to just throw it away?
If there were something I could do about that I would but since I can’t all I can do is help you.