Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am delighted to present to you Kong! The Eighth Wonder of the World!

Listen, I don’t care if it’s King-fucking-Kong, he’s not coming in here, not today.

Only Godzilla can save us now!

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Pazuzu, king of the evil spirits of the air, help me to find Kokumo!

The Power of Christ compels you!

It’s not that compelling.

Well, don’t tell me what it isn’t; tell me what the hell it is.

The Greatest Story Ever Told

Your first story was better.

What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom, stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom.

Prison should be frightening. Let the criminals create their own hellhole.

This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring… what did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat?

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Well, of course, you can dance any steps you like! But that doesn’t mean you’ll win.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Holy shit. Is this “Dancing with the Stars”?

I met Death today. We are playing chess.

Not that I have anything against death. After all, it is the greatest of all human blessings, but why call it out so soon???

And over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper.