Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

How do you hold it in?

Well, like everybody else, Ruthie. I just cross my legs real tight.

Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I’m going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

What … the curtains?

Scoot up to the attic and get Ma’s old box of dress patterns, Mammy. You’re going to make me a new dress.

Don’t get officious. You’re not yourself when you’re officious.

Who am I this time?

He’s making himself a “woman suit”, Mr Crawford, out of real women.

My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.

I think it’d be useful to talk some more. I don’t know for sure if I can help you or not. Do you think you can help yourself?

I’m sorry I was so rude before… but… it’s difficult for me… to… express myself… when I am on the verge of… exploding in my pants.

Is that rabbit in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don’t know you’ve come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making?

You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

I sleep with my back to the wall - when I CAN sleep. I eat serpents seven times a week. There’s not a major city in this galaxy where I can show my face, or spend my wealth.

Well, uh, double dumbass on you!

I know you are but what am I?

Deanie, you’re a nice girl.