If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.
The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades.
And the Pillsbury dough boy said “eat me when you’re ready.”
I tried to think of the most harmless thing… something I loved from my childhood… something that could never, ever possibly destroy us… Mr. Stay Puft!
Meet me by the picnic table in ten seconds.
KSC PAO
- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. Ignition sequence
starts. 3, 2, 1. Ignition.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.
Alright, so now I’m cooler than you are, now you fix your little problems and light this candle!!!
My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.”
You tell your publisher, tell Katie Graham she’s gonna get her tit caught in a big wringer if that’s published.
The last time I did that, my tits peeled so much I went from a B cup to an A.
You look. All I see is a bunch of empty cups
I’m giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin’ that trash can.
I’m serious! He’s won three Piston Cups!
He did WHAT in his cup?
This place has a sign hanging over the urinal that says, “Don’t eat the big white mint”.
Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
We can’t have people go around leaking stuff for their own reasons. It ain’t legal. And worse than that, by God it ain’t right.
I gotta pee!
Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?
Ah … you’re still with me, you bald-headed beauty!