Don’t talk like one of them, you’re not!
Woe is me. Nothing ever happens to me.
You wanted adventure, how’s this? The old adrenaline going, huh? Good boy. Now get in the closet.
Look, it’s empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I’m not gonna scare you. I’m off duty. L
This is the Ocean, silly, we’re not the only two in here.
Good afternoon. We’re gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There’s a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Way ahead o’ ya, pardner.
Let’s head 'em off at the pass, amigo.
You ain’t my friend, palooka.
I want us to be friends, Faye. I really do. And we all know that friends don’t hit each other… unless they have to
P-p-p-pow!
I must break you.
Even though you’re bigger than me, you can’t win, 'cause you’re bad, and the good always wins over the bad.
Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.
I oughta busk you right in the mush.
I may be wrong, but I’d say you’re lucky to be alive. For that matter, I think we might say the same for the rest of Southern California.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
I have no idea what’s going to happen. I… I just can’t stay in this city, you know? Maybe I’ll come back. You’ll probably see me next week.
Put 'em up, put ‘em up! Which one of you first? I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I’ll fight you standing on one foot. I’ll fight you with my eyes closed… ohh, pullin’ an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I’ll…
Five curtain calls…