Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!
Boys, oh boys… I think he’s come back for his noon feeding.
umm… brandy! Throw more brandy, throw brandy! More brandy! Brandy!
One’s too many an’ a hundred’s not enough.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
You’re a hero, man! You will never pay for a drink for as long as you live.
It’s a funny ol’ world… Man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
Funny old world? Dog my cats!
It’s a mad mad mad mad world!
Ain’t you a piece of work?
Careful Maggie, your claws are showing.
I’m really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
They’re all gonna laugh at you.
I said, turn it off! Nobody laughs at me! Because I laugh first.
I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?
I got your new coffee, sir. Booger free.
“house slave…” Did you ever dream of being something else?
Dobby is… free.
Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart… Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled.