Goodbye, rat-dick suck-nut!
Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.
Ow, my balls!
Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?
Definitely, maybe.
Well, Dan, that’s a question that scientists and philosophers have been asking for a million years.
Is that one of those marijuana cigarettes?
Lord have mercy! Is that what that is?
I’m going to ask you a straightforward question: isn’t it true that you have, perhaps unwillingly, acquired a certain habit through association with certain undesirable people?
Talented people usually ARE a little strange… They were ALL on something; MONEY’S the real drug around here, okay?
You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you’re not perfect either.
Ben, do you realize that in a matter of a few hours you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions?
There are over twenty bodily fluids present in the human body and I am proud to say I have tasted all of them.
I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner.
It’s amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.
You and I are vaches enragées.
I gotta go Julia, we got cows.
nm, same movie. 
Cows! I hate cows!
When the three of you first got here, you were as worthless as hen shit on a pump handle. Now look at you; you’re cowboys