Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

No hablo ingles.

Vietnamese, Koreans, they don’t even speak fucking English. You tell them, empty out the register, they don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. They make it too personal, one of these gook fuckers is gonna make us kill him.

Dr. Jones, in our country, it’s not usual for a guest to insult his host.

We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

Whatever happened to “we rape, we pillage”?

He said, “I can smell your cunt.”

Come quickly. I’ve just killed an intruder.

Why don’t we just pretend he didn’t die? Just for a bit!

Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?

No, by causing the death of innocent people.

Let me tell you a little something about murder. It’s fun, it’s easy, and you gonna learn all about it.

Say hello to my little friend!

All right… we’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks.

But we don’t want the Irish!

You’re looking at Brian of Knocknasheega, king of all the Leprechauns!

I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!

Today is a good day to die.

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal’s a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.

No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

You do know how to whistle, don’t ya?