It’s all here. Read it carefully, and then sign at the bottom in blood. Messy, I know, but it’s the only way that can bind. Tradition. What do you have to lose?
Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
You do the talking. Put that silver tongue of yours to work.
What’s the matter, silver tongue turned to lead?
I sort of have a problem seeing through lead.
Accept your destiny, Kal-El. As your father once condemned us, so now do we condemn his misbegotten brat!
So grant me one last request! Grant me revenge! And, if you do not listen, then the HELL with you!
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Drink up while it’s cold, ladies.
I’m going after Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy, alone.
Suck out da poison.
Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?
That’s what NWH is all about. We got a whole hat philosophy, you know what I’m saying? I mean, see, back in the days when there was slaves and stuff, they would work in the hot sun all day, you know, with the sun beating down them. Hatless. I mean, not even a babushka.
What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom, stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom.
How stands the Crown on boys who do with boys?
Now listen to me you beknighted muckers. We’re going to teach you soldiering. The world’s noblest profession. When we’re done with you, you’ll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.
Xerxes dispatches his monsters from half the world away. They’re clumsy beasts, and the piled Persian dead are slippery.
I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together.
I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder ‘n lightnin’ country! I’m a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!