It’s, it’s reading a quadruple failure - that can’t happen! It’s, it’s got to be instrumentation.
I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good.
While you’re at it, climb that pole over there and take a piss on the power lines.
You didn’t just go to the bathroom?
Hey, Vera. We got another stiff in the john.
Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Did you see the tits at table 12?
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.
Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.
Pizza is not about bling-bling and boobies. Pizza is about love!
Great. Just what I need. 50-year-old pizza.
Just what I’ve always wanted. A friend with a restaurant.
How’s the Italian food in this restaurant?
There are a quarter of a million Italians in Britain and they’ll be made to suffer. Every restaurant, cafe, ice-cream parlor, gambling den and nightclub in London, Liverpool and Glasgow will be smashed.
We have all the time in the world.
Waste anything except TIME. Time is our shortest material.
They say that time is the fire in which we burn.
Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn’t waste any more time. They’ll think I’ve lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Yummy, I’ll take the blue one.