It was a goddamn quiz show, Charlie.
Charlie don’t surf.
That’s, ahh… that’s a surfboard all right! Looks like a '57 Chevy I used to have.
My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That’s when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That’s just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.
Was that on a beer mat?
Why, this car is Auto-matic. Its System-matic. Its Hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its Greased Lightning!
A bolt of lighting. Unfortunately, you never know when or where it’s ever gonna strike.
This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night!
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O Lord, do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?
We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.
Get on the wire, tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.
Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing!
You can’t fool us by agreeing with us.
Oh, I’m not afraid of you, I’m not afraid of anything! I’m a grandmother and a female and I’ve got my rights. You can bull all the others, but you can’t bull me! I’ve fought whiskey and I’ve fought gambling and I can certainly fight you!
Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix… remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn’t give up then, and by gum, we’re not going to give up now!
Never give up, never surrender!
Fear is not an option.
Well, there is one other option, but it’s very expensive.
We spared no expense.