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You’ll feel better if you testify.

They say confession’s good for the soul. I’d listen to this man.

Would you like last rites?

I’ll have what she’s having.

I tell you what, kids, it’s, uh, odd thing here. Your wrist, uh, far as I can tell, is, uh, fractured in three places. Uh, and you’ve shattered, uh, two vertebrae, though I can’t be certain without an X-ray… The bone protrusion through the skin - that’s not a good sign. You’re body temperature is below 80, and your, your, your heart’s stopped beating.

Bad things happen to good people all the time, Andy, for no reason what-so-ever…

My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

Listen, I’m a politician which means I’m a cheat and a liar, and when I’m not kissing babies I’m stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.

The Watergate burglary… it was a Haldeman operation. The whole business was run by Haldeman, the money… everything. It won’t be easy getting at him. He was insulated somehow, you’ll have to find out how. Mitchell started doing covert stuff before anyone else. The list of the people involved is longer than anyone can imagine. It involves the entire U.S. Intelligence Community. FBI… CIA… Justice… it’s incredible. The cover-up had little to do with the Watergate foul-up. It was mainly to protect the covert operations. It leads everywhere. Get out your notebook. There’s more. I think your lives are in danger.

They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you, and then just when you think it’s all over, that’s when the real fucking starts!

I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Hello, Dolly!

You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.

I think he’s a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he’s definitely a badge.

NYPD! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!

I have this nightmare. I’m on 5th Avenue watching the St. Patrick’s Day parade and I have a coronary and nine thousand cops march happily over my body.

76 trombones led the big parade…

If you wanted to buy a Sam Cook a’bum, where would you go?

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