We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don’t go into yours, you don’t go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.
We’re telling a story. The rhumba is the dance of love. Look at me like you’re in love.
And when we danced…oh, I’m sure that even the prince himself couldn’t have been more wonderful.
So many men and girls,
Are in each others arms.
It made me think we might be
Similarly occupied.
Shall we dance?
On a bright cloud of music shall we fly?
Lina. She can’t sing. She can’t dance. She can’t act. A triple threat.
Why do you think I became your choreographer?
Chicks who did kicks aren’t doing kicks.
They’re doing choreography.
Listen. I can’t make you a great dancer. I don’t even know if I can make you a good dancer. But, if you keep trying and don’t quit, I know I can make you a better dancer. I’d like very much to do that. Stay?
You see this jacket I’m wearing, you like it? Because I don’t really need it, because I’m cloaked in failure!
Failure, eh? Ha, ha! Look at that, you pompous windbag!
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
I’m one of the most powerful men in this world, and if I can’t have someone shot, then what the hell does it mean to have power anymore?
Big guy says, “Move 'em,” we move 'em.
I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
Ya Like To… (MOVE IT!)
Alright, cut the horseshit! We’re moving out.
We’re off on the road to Morocco / This camel is tough on the spine.
I’ve seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain’t never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I’ve even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain’t never seen a one-legged stripper. And I’ve been to Morocco.
Clearly you’ve never been to Tortuga, mate.
Oh please, Professor, why can’t we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?