Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Red

Frank-n-Furter it’s all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle’s too extreme. I’m your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.

Rocky Horror Picture Show

What if I told you that your transwarp theory was correct, that is is indeed possible to beam onto a ship that is traveling at warp speed?

Star Trek

Preparing to fast-forward!

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

The Princess Bride
I met Death today. We are playing chess.

The Seventh Seal

Sorry Death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!

Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

Clue

I see dead people.

The Sixth Sense

It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It’s hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

Night of the Living Dead

To recap, it is vital that you stay in your homes. Make no attempt to reach loved ones, and avoid all physical contact with the assailants.

Daddy! I’m back from Trick or Treating!

Now, show Daddy what you’ve got, hm?

See anything you like?

Once Upon A Time In Mexico

Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili… I cannot finds the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association.

Blazing Saddles

I have to ask you a question. It’s a good one so think about it. If two people love each other, but they just can’t seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?

(Mine above was actually Halloween, but the cite given works, too.)

Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can’t show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I’m always angry.

Marvel’s The Avengers

Temper’s the one thing you can’t get rid of, by losing it.

Why is everyone in this hotel always slapping me?

You unimaginable bastard.