You kiss your mother with that mouth?
That’s not gross! Shit, gross is when you go to kiss your Grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat. THAT’S gross!
Kink-y!
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
A bit of both.
In case you make up your mind, I left my door open.
What do you mean the door’s stuck? Try jiggling the handle.
I have a feeling there’s something very interesting behind that door.
These doors are gonna swing wide.
Come on in here, you motherfuckers! Come on, I’m waitin’ for ya! What, you ain’t comin’ in?
My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains! You know, you’re the second guy I’ve met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail.
You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks…
Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it…
Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it!
Do you really think that I would explain my master stroke if there were any chance of you affecting the outcome?
“I’ve seen enough Bond movies to know that you never give away all your secret plans, no matter how close you are to success.”
It’s okay… it took me a while to figure it out, too.
There IS no secret ingredient. It’s just YOU.
This tastes like piss and flies, doesn’t it?