Elliot S! Maggin
How’s it going? I’m Bill, this is Ted. We’re from the future.
I’m Billy. This is So-crates. We’re from history.
History became legend; legend became myth.
That’s a myth! myth!
Yeth?
When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.
So I’m sitting in the locker room and I’m taping up my knee, and Larry’s undressing a couple locker’s down from me. And he’s kinda, he’s kinda skinny. Weak. And I started thinkin’ about my father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started wailing on him.
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife. “WHY SO SERIOUS?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face.” And…
I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.
He had it comin’. He only had himself to blame.
Can you get me off the hook, Tom? For old times’ sake?
Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack, Hook is back.
Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be!
This was no boating accident!
You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic.
You know, you don’t act like a scientist.
I have seen the devil in my microscope, and I have chained him.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
I never did mind about the little things.