I’ve been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS, John.
Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me those kids make you sound like… Angela Lansbury!
Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?
Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn’t have been that bad.
“It never occurred to us that William Shakespeare wrote the ‘Wizard of Oz’. However, Elliot Garfield makes a splendid Wicked Witch of the North.”
Oh, of course, now that I see you in the light, you’re plenty old enough to be Roy’s mother.
Dude, that chick’s a MILF!
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me… Aren’t you ?
Call me Stifler’s Mom.
Your mother’s in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll see that she gets it.
It’s not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?
From my mother I inherited a love of language and an appreciation of nature. She could turn a walk around the island into a voyage of purest discovery. As a child, I thought she was the most extraordinary woman on earth. I wasn’t the first son to be wrong about his mother.
No… wire… hangers. What’s wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER?
I worked too hard for too long to get here!
Mama’s talkin’ loud.
Mama’s doin’ fine.
Mama’s gettin’ hot.
Mama’s goin’ stong.
Mama’s movin’ on.
Mama’s all alone.
Mama doesn’t care.
Mama’s lettin’ loose.
Mama’s got the stuff.
Mama’s lettin’ go.
Mama?
Mama’s got the stuff.
Mama’s gotta move.
Mama’s gotta go.
Mama? Mama?
Mama’s gotta let go.
Why did I do it?
What did it get me?
Scrapbooks full of me in the background.
Give 'em love and what does it get ya?
What does it get ya?
One quick look as each of ‘em leaves you.
All your life and what does it get ya?
Thanks a lot and out with the garbage,
They take bows and you’re battin’ zero.
Let me tell you about my mother…
Mother! Did you hear what you just said?
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother–
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
Slow down, your just grinding metal now
“Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man,
No, have you?”