…I’m supposed to say what… like I don’t get it right?
I want you and your triple XL friend to write jokes for me.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
You know, for a clownfish, he really isn’t that funny.
Clowns are funny people, they only love once.
You didn’t see nothing old man. We’re just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White. Powdery. Beef.
I’ll remember forever,
When I was but three,
Mama, who was clever,
Remarking to me;
If, son, when you’re grown up,
You want ev’rything nice,
I’ve got your future sewn up
If you take this advice:
Be a clown, be a clown,
All the world loves a clown.
Act a fool, play the calf,
And you’ll always have the last laugh.
Wear the cap and the bells
And you’ll rate with all the great swells
I’m puttin’ the word out. 500 grand for this clown dead. A million alive. So I can teach him some manners first.
Come on, kill me. I’m not a criminal, I’m a soldier and I deserve to die, like a soldier.
In about fifteen minutes, we’re going to start turning these boys into fanatics - razors. They’ll lose their fear of the Germans. I only hope to God they never lose their fear of me.
I’m not afraid of you. I know who you are. You’re Shere Khan, the tiger.
Khaaan!
If an Irish Callahan can,
Maybe you can Can-Can too!
But we don’t want the Irish!
He’s a nice, quiet, peace-loving man, come home to Ireland to forget his troubles. Sure, yes, yes, he’s a millionare, you know, like all the Yanks. But he’s eccentric - ooh, he is eccentric! Wait 'til I show ya… his bag to sleep in - a sleeping bag, he calls it! Here, let me show you how it operates.
Okay, now you’re talking above my head.
Go home. Find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long life.
I love a free-hearted wench!
There ain’t nothin’ like a dame! Nothin’ in the world.
It’s a mad mad mad mad world.