You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would’ve worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.
We’ve got elegance; if you ain’t got elegance, you can never ever carry it off.
It’s completely elegant, it’s bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero.
The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
Tell me about it. All of the sensitive ones get eaten.
It’s lonely being a cannibal. Tough making friends.
Secret’s in the sauce.
Where’s Poppa?
I am your father.
You know, Scott, when I was your age I was pulling on myself harder than a tractor pulling Arkansas.
On the self-abuse front - and this is important - I don’t think it’s advisable to do it in the shower. It wastes water and electricity and because we all expect you to be doing it there in any case.
Come on. Pull yourself together!
Snap out of it, bomb.
This is black powder, Bob. One teaspoon of this stuff can blow up a tree stump. There we go! Twenty pounds worth!
What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?
Just point it at Earth and fly forward; it’s not rocket science!
Don’t you worry. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!