Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.

You’ve got guts. I catch you red-handed with a naked broad in my pool and YOU sermonize ME!

Whoo-ah.

One night, a sudden scream from Selridge calling out the name Louise. Is Louise his girlfriend or his mother?

That’s not your mother, it’s a man, baby!

He’s a goddamn one-man slaughterhouse, that’s what he is

They call me Bruce.

Well, they call me the Joker.

Think you’re pretty smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he’ll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?

What are you, completely crazy? You can’t bust the scumbag like any other cop. No, you’ve got to exact a biblical vengeance. I mean, who appointed you avenger of my department? Who gave you a flaming sword?

I am King. And this is Excalibur, sword of kings from the dawn of time. Who are you? What do you seek?

You know, a few minutes ago a reporter asked me what I thought and how I would describe the marriage between the soft drink King and the Queen of Hollywood. I told him I thought it was a hell of a match.

This is an intellectual-free zone.

Oh, you mean organezized. Like those little signs they have in offices that says, “Thimk”?

It’s a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don’t see another dime, so where’s the motivation? And here’s something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.

Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

I noticed your band is on the roster for the dance auditions after school today. Why even bother, McFly? You don’t have a chance. You’re too much like your old man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley!

Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?

What I had not forseen was that the face of my father, the muscles stretched by a terrible death recoil, would look directly and hideously upon me, the dead lips drawn back in a constant and soul-shattering smile.

Is it this? Is this what you see? I assure you it is human. But if that’s all you see, then you don’t see me. You can’t see me.