When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
Poppies! Poppies will put them to sleep. Sleep…
A good cop can’t sleep because he’s missing a piece of the puzzle. And a bad cop can’t sleep because his conscience won’t let him.
Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there’d be no crime at all.
Yo, sir!
Soldier, I’ve noticed that you’re always last.
Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip.
You know your shoe lace is untied.
You want to play the dozens? Huh? Here we go. There was an error at the hospital, you died at birth, your turn.
Here it goes, ah, lets start with the obvious. Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?
I’m afraid you’re gonna have to spend some time in your room.
Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?
My dear family, guess what? Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could’ve been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I’ll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.
I’m great physically. I got a Ph.D. in oral sex.
It’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
I’ll show you what Dulcy calls a Mexican Cartwheel.
You just checked that guy out and had a moment!
What a cold way to describe something so hot.
When its freezing, because it means the molecules aren’t moving, so when you breathe, there’s nothing in the air, you know, you breath into your body, the molecules have stopped, its clean.
I think we’ve hit a critical desalinization point.