He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn’t get a drink at the table! What’s the matter with you?
So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… …to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
Smile, you sonofabitch!
Smile when you say that, pardner.
You said you’re partners, so, uh what’s your business?
Worm farming.
Kwan lo! I’m a lead farmer!
Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
Every time I put my line in the water I said a Hail Mary, and every time I said a Hail Mary I caught a fish.
Thank you Lord Vishnu. Thank you for coming in the form of a fish and saving our lives.
When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.
Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I never explain anything.
Let me 'splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you were a serious man, to be treated with respect. But I must say no to you and let me give you my reasons. It’s true I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn’t be so friendly if they knew my business was drugs instead of gambling which they consider a harmless vice. But drugs, that’s a dirty business.
Well, one of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Now let me see…your size, and the shade of your eyes. Something simple, yet daring too!
Are my eyes really brown?
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?
Well as long as the collars and cuffs match.
Well, I had a little trouble in hair coloring class.