“I’d rather be his whore than your wife.”
That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!
Thumbelina, Thumbelina,
Tiny little thing:
Thumbelina dance, Thumbelina sing!
Thumbelina, what’s the difference if you’re very small?
When your heart is full of love
You’re nine feet tall.
We’ll all grow up one day, Meg. We might as well know what we want.
The Greenwood is sick, Gandalf. A darkness has fallen over it. Nothing grows anymore, at least nothing good.
Hey, come on, I’m scarier than anything we’re gonna meet in this forest…
You belong in the jungle. I belong…somewhere without a monkey.
We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this shithole island, spending the rest of my life talking… to a goddamned volleyball!
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.
It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him IN the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!
You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert??
I knew I should never have left him alone!
You might want to take the stairs to the left.
I prefer to maintain revolutionary discipline.
On behalf of the students from Vince Lombardi High who are here tonight, I’d just like to say one thing: Screw you, Principal Togar, we made it to the concert anyway!
There’s this big concert at the end of term, and Joanna’s in it. And I thought, maybe if I was in the band, and played absolutely superbly, there’s a chance that she might actually fall in love with me. What do you think?
I always think there’s a band, kid.
We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I’m in a world of shit… yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.